1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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    StanleyOG.

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  1. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Socks and washcloths. Terribly exciting, huh?
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Whoooah, there Tails. My heart can only take so much.

      Wild woman!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Jul 13, 2023
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    2. aesopstails
      Stay tuned… I plan on buying laundry detergent and trash bags tomorrow!
       
      aesopstails, Jul 13, 2023
    3. SoutheastUSofA
      Holy $#!% !!!!!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Jul 13, 2023
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    4. aesopstails
      :p
       
      aesopstails, Jul 13, 2023
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  3. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    New boxer briefs, thrilling I know.
     
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      My favorite kind of mern's undies!
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 16, 2023
  4. jan-1

    jan-1 Porn Surfer

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    مرحبا هل تفضل المرآة قضيب كبير او قضيب ضخم
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Wrong thread, moron.
       
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    2. Jack Mine
      What they say, what they say? ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Jul 14, 2023
  5. jan-1

    jan-1 Porn Surfer

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    زوجين متحررين

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    1. Aqua Marine
      You bought a new penis? Cool!
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 13, 2023
    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      @Aqua Marine - perfect answer
      @Jan-1— moron. But being as you probably don’t read English, I’m not surprised you showed your junque.
       
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    3. shootersa
      shoulda super sized it.
      You know, as long as they were ordering a new one, eh?:p
       
      shootersa, Jul 13, 2023
    4. Jack Mine
      What a hairy bastard. Your next purchase should be for some razor blades and shaving cream. You need to tidy up those hairy legs. You’re better off getting a case of those hair removal strips. Yes, you need a case and you’ll also need someone to slap and rip those strips off your back.

      My wife went for a bikini wax and it cost me over $300. I asked the lady at the spa why so much money? She told me, your wife like Bigfoot down there, like jungle
       
      Jack Mine, Jul 14, 2023
  6. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    A new TV! Thank you Amazon Prime Day!
     
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    2. Aqua Marine
      32 inch. Our TV stand won't fit any bigger.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 13, 2023
    3. odi144
      You should try a projector tv.
       
      odi144, Jul 13, 2023
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    4. Aqua Marine
      We don't have the wall space for that.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 13, 2023
    5. aesopstails
      Well, if you’d stop chaining all of your sexual conquests to the wall, you’d have PLENTY of space for a projector!
       
      aesopstails, Jul 13, 2023
    6. Jack Mine
      I’m an Amazon junkie. I’m just like my wife was when we got the home shopping network. She bought so much stuff they started putting her live on the phone when she called in to purchase something.

      I called the cable company to see if I could get a parental lock on the channel, they laughed at me.
       
      Jack Mine, Jul 14, 2023
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  7. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Three 100 packs of carbon free duplicate sales tickets.
     
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    1. aesopstails
      Selling your body again? I get it… times are tough, so you gotta do what you gotta do.
       
      aesopstails, Jul 13, 2023
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    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Yeah, no. If I sold my body, even science wouldn’t buy it.
      The tix are to more accurately document sales at the Sunday Bingo kitchen.
       
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  8. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Jigsaw puzzles and paint-by-numbers for the VA hospital. Got some for the kids, too.
     
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      You’re smarter than I am… I would have bought more stuff to bring it up to $10!
       
      aesopstails, Jul 14, 2023
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  9. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Fixing for creamy chicken and wild rice soup. If I like it, I’ll post the recipe tomorrow.
     
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  10. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    A case of Yuengling.
     
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  11. mrgrieves

    mrgrieves Newcumer

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    An electric razor
     
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  12. indyguy18

    indyguy18 Porno Junky

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    Taco bell
     
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    2. Aqua Marine
      @WantSumCandyLittleGirl - I don't think it's the taste buds we should be considering. More like an area at the other end of the digestive tract...
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 16, 2023
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    3. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Once his taste buds mature, his ‘other end’ will thank him.
       
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    4. Aqua Marine
      @luv2be.evil420 - I loved the authentic Mexican food when I lived in CA. Luckily I moved to an area right next to the Latin Quarter of the city I live in now! Awesome Mexican food here, too! There are 2 things that I can't find here though, that I loved in CA. Chili Colorado and albondigas soup. I was able to replicate the soup, but not the chili Colorado.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 17, 2023
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    5. luv2be.evil420
      Yeah once you eat some of that good stuff, it's hard to go back...it spoils your soul :D
       
      luv2be.evil420, Jul 18, 2023
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    6. Aqua Marine
      For sure!
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 18, 2023
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  13. Dr dre

    Dr dre Porno Junky

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    Dirt bike carburetor parts
     
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  14. luv2be.evil420

    luv2be.evil420 Mighty Evil One

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    Some yummy steaks to grill for dinner. Yum!

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      Fine I won't!
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jul 17, 2023
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    3. luv2be.evil420
      Wish I could share...it's practically orgasmic ;)
       
      luv2be.evil420, Jul 18, 2023
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    4. Aqua Marine
      I like it when meat gives me orgasms.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 18, 2023
    5. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      I bet you do
       
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    6. Aqua Marine
      Rawr!
       
      Aqua Marine, Jul 18, 2023
  15. cgrey125

    cgrey125 Newcumer

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    A new gas line for my weed eater. Gotta love small engine maintenance
     
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  16. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Birthday card and gift card
     
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    1. luv2be.evil420
      Happy Birthday to whomever it is :D
       
      luv2be.evil420, Jul 16, 2023
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  17. luv2be.evil420

    luv2be.evil420 Mighty Evil One

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    Took the kids and grandpa to Magic Mountain and bought this funny hat, as is tradition for me especially cause it still makes the girls giggle. I'm easy :D

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  18. Loveeatingass

    Loveeatingass Voluptuous Lover

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    Folding stool
     
  19. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Little tin containers from the Science and Surplus Store. I got them for a lesson I need to demo tomorrow. "Mindful Smelling." lol
     
  20. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Cheese and watermelon.
     
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