People aren't suppose to drink and drive, so why do bars have parking lots?

 

hi

 

I think I have a sexy dick head, and a fairly pretty dick at that. I'm not conceited but I've seen a lot of freaky weird looking ones on here.

 

Trying to find ANYTHING other than a paper that is due in 7 hours.

 

I've just had a liver transplant and one thought hit me, as an organ donor, what happens when I die, can it be used again for some one else?

 

You thinks that's sexy?

 

Nope kinda reminds me of a serial killer

 

Well I think it's sweet

 

I sure do,
and since I have to say it twice, you get to look at my dick twice

 

And what you said reminded me of this:

"I just stepped on a cornflake, does that makes me a cereal killer?"
serial cereal killer, haha.

 

Ha ha ha

 

How fucking deep is this rabbit hole?!

 

I've tried going down on my girl plenty of time but never got the reaction I wanted. It made me feel a little funny so I told my friend about it because he was known as the best eater. He told me he learned from a web site. So I gave it a shot, now I'm way better!! my girl love's it I feel like the Man Now; but it coast me a little under $35 but it was worth ,she came so many times; she didn't care if I came fast are not. I was loving it! pm me for the link

 

But if you buy my report for $34. on how to increase your dick size, you won't have to eat stale pussy again..

 

That's cool bro my dick size is already gd

 

In Soviet Russia, pussy eat you.

 

I wonder if I can get out of my aerobic class and shower, and still make it to the bar before the end of the first quarter of the Bears game?

 

Promise me when I'm gone you'll kill my enemies.

 

And now she goes around singing:

Heeey good lickin'
Whaaatcha got kickin'?
How's about slickin' somehtin' up for meee!