I do NOT have more articles of women's clothing (except dresses and boring shit) than most people have hairs on their heads.

 

I hate sex.

 

I have never been to SeaWorld San Diego

 

I'm a huge fan of subtitled foreign romantic comedies.

 

I've been to prison

 

I've never performed before a live audience.

 

I want to work till the day I die

 

I have a lousy sense of humor

 

I'm a virgin lol

 

I didn't work at McDonald's when the Bic Mac was introduced.

 

Yeah. This guy had a few tokes with ol Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg at Austin City Limits festival. Gave me their personal phone numbers. We stay in touch to this day, Snoop has the best pasta recipes.

 

I love my job

 

I like randomly smacking strangers in the face with my cock...
A cock fight if you will

 

I believe that Mayor Bass and Governor Newcsom and their DEI-hire Fire officials have done a great job with the catastrophic L.A. fires. Dry fire hydrants and lack of resources are not their fault! 'Cause you know, Trump somehow did this...

 

I just think cigars are the bomb and can't wait to smoke them.

 

I talked to people, the best people wonderful people in fact. They told me, Mister DDP4U, I let them be informal with me, best people I told you. They said, "DDP4U, we know the answer, you know the question. Let us give answer to that question, because your question is the unified will of the True American." I tell you, my rapt audience, I said yes. Yes! Give them their truest wish! A free scoop of ice cream of any flavor they choose at your nearest and convenient location of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream.

 

I once ate 18 boiled eggs and did not suffer explosive diarrhoea the day after